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huffy-lemon:

Some of my favorite text posts part 2

Elephant

I hate wasting all day on plans that don’t happen

How to not eat pizza, by #Serenity

How to not eat pizza, by #Serenity

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

belllaavitaaa:

I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

latenightseth:

Randy Liedtke just brought Yelp trolling to a whole new level.
Watch his truly original stand-up comedy set from Late Night here!

latenightseth:

Randy Liedtke just brought Yelp trolling to a whole new level.

Watch his truly original stand-up comedy set from Late Night here!

kakapokitty:

allinom:

I posted this on fb, but the bottom line is if you support policies that take away welfare from the unemployed, you are supporting denying those people basic human rights. You are supporting the notion that if they are unable to work, they don’t deserve life. That’s all it comes down to.

More than that, if you support taking away benefits from the poor and the disabled you are actively working to kill them.

Day 3. Your ages.

I’m 21 and he’s 22